Tuesday, August 02, 2005

thanx

just wantd 2 say thanx 2 all tha nuns who sent me pix. sum of u r not mingas. i wil choose 1 luky nun soon 2 get boned so don wory. i hav put sum of tha emails i got unda here.

from sista constance in america

"hi grant u r the fukn wkdst n coolst fukn guy on tha web. u shd pik me 2 bone coz im a hot nun n im akin 4 sum ackshun. pik me grant n i wil make u hapy"

she souns very nice. this 1 was from sister ron dunno where

>Hello, Grant. I see you're keen to get together with a "sexxy" nun. Well, I'm a >very attractive nun and I believe I could teach a young man like yourself a thing >or two about the joys of carnality. I understand that you like to sit on park >benches, and you also enjoy wanking. I'm very keen on both of these pursuits also. >Perhaps we could go to a local park together and sit on a bench and wank each >other? It'd certainly make a pleasant change. Just let me know the name of your >local park and I'll be sure to turn up there at, say 11pm. Remember, I am a sexy >nun, but because I'll have to sneak out of the convent I may have to wear a >disguise, like a false moustache and beard. Don't be alarmed. I look forward to >your response. Lots of love, Sister Ron."

suk on that italean guy. in yor face! hahahaha

n 1 more. didn say who she was but probly hot

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so thats tha news bout nuns

9 Comments:

Blogger Gianluca Di Milano said...

ok I must congratulation you edmunds. Is result very good. I'm sure you can have a funny with make sex with the nuns but remember if is wear a collar and is not have hairs probably is a priest that is pretend. Pay atention, it was happen to me during my young. I

12:35 PM  
Blogger Turbank said...

Jee-sus, what kinda lay preachy bunch of ass is this crap? I thought I'd come through it all, but reading this shee-ite makes my goddam hackles freeze up and cranky. Well done children, keep up the good work (spits). 'Ysee I know a little about women and women know a little about me (I got dwarfism punk), so let me tell you, don't ever trust no pink canoe whistling bride of the saviour. They're only gonna break your Goddam heart. That's when you chase them down to the shops and scream at them, "Hey you! You goddam heathen fanny punchin sister of shellackin mercy, you can't go buying bacon in plastic wrapping. The plastic makes the bacon go all slimy. Stop! There's some organic soy bacony shapes here which taste really REALLY nice!" But, in my experience, they never listen.

1:19 PM  
Anonymous Otto Kuntz said...

Edmunds I fucking hate you.

5:12 AM  
Blogger Gianluca Di Milano said...

I´m not understand nothing.

9:50 AM  
Blogger Gianluca Di Milano said...

edmunds, are you die? I am not read your shit historys since a long time.

10:19 PM  
Blogger Gianluca Di Milano said...

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10:19 PM  
Anonymous mary-faye said...

Hey grant?
did you O.D. on heroine?

5:32 AM  
Blogger Turbank said...

Edmonds?
Punk?
Lousy shirtliftin punky punk PUNK.
I hope you're ok kiddo.
I'm excellent. I just ate me a goddam eyeball.
Keep kickin, asshole.

4:18 AM  
Blogger nerdcrucible(retard) said...

edmunds i cant understand a word that you say with your curious short hand.

8:21 AM  

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