a leter n sum qwestons

neway theirs 2 thins 1 is tha fukn tv compny i sen them a leter cos their wos no fukn reply 2 my 1st 1 this is it:

to: TV_company@yahoo.co.uk
subject: me on tv talkn abt masterbatin

hey i send u a fukn emale abt bein on tv but no1 has send me nethin bak. all my frends r gona espekt me 2 b on tv so can u male me n say wen its gona hapen

thx
grant

n tha otha thing is im startin a qweston n ansa thing so put yr qwestons in tha coments hears 1 2 get u startd

q hey grant y r u so fukn cool n wkd wen evry1 else is just a fukn lot of dikheds n cunts thx luv amy ps i am sexi we shd do it

ansa: hi amy wel that is jus tha way it is im sory but i wil bone u if u want hahaha
luv grant

so snd in ur qwestons n i wil ansa them

luv grant

tv

neway it lks liek im gona b on tv.
i red dis ad n i sent them a mail so i shd b on tv prety soon so fukn suk on it italeon guy hahaha.
sirius tho i copid tha ad done hear. it dosnt say 4 shore but i rekn i wil b shoin chik how 2 wank proper. hahaha fukn wkd.
this is tha ad

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fukn wkd eh? soon il b wankin wiv chiks n havin heeps mor drugs 4 free at fukn fansy tv plaises hahaha

fuk yes

luv grant