Music and shit with Grant

bitchn actas

2006-11-16T15:57:00.000Z

yeh hi im stil makin my movei it taeks a fuk lode longa than ud think esp wen tha actin guys all hate each otha n wana bitch n complane all tha time liek yes2day tim roth whos gona b my bud gary sed their wos no fukn way he wd work wiv rody mcdowl whos gona b my mum dont wory its jus a movei my mums not a guy
so i had 2 fukn kik them both in tha nees n wen they fel on tha flaw i had to kik em in tha hed n say u r jus actas u r jus liek fukn tools n u do wot we tel u 2 do u fuks n then i chukd liek 400 quid at them n they shut tha fuk up
so thats tha lessun if ur actas bitch jus kik tha shit outa them n they giv em a bit of mony n theyl shut up

hahahah fuk yes

luv grant

grant movie

2006-10-11T14:33:00.000+01:00

yeh so neway i went 2 a tv stashion n kidnaped tha hed guy n i sed make a movei about me or il fukn kill u n put ur hed in a nucler bom n fire it in2 outa space n then il mary ur wife n then dump her n shel be all liek y did u do that i feel so bad hahaha n neway the tv guy ses ok il make a movie wot about
n i sed about me u fukn ideot hahaha n i punchd him in tha fukn face ne he was cryin n goin ok ok its gona b tha best movei eva n i sed no shit n i punchd him in tha face n kikd him in tha bals hahaha

neway tha movies gona b calld fuk yes tha grant edmunds storey

hahaha fukn fuk yes

ill tel u more l8r im meetin steven fry n van dam now

hahaha

luv grant

joke

2006-10-05T12:48:00.000+01:00

i rote a joke n this is it.

q. y does bono wear dark glases all tha time?

a. cos he is a cunt.

hahahahahaha

luv grant

ps tel ur frends hahahahaha but tel them it wos grants joke ok

ps3 party

2006-09-15T12:19:00.000+01:00

hey fuk yes wel evrything was a bit crasy i fukn tel u hahahaha
neway wat hapnd was i was playin ps3 n i was up 4 3 nites in a row so i tk 40 tabs of heroen to keep me awake n playin ps3 games that no1 else can play yet hahahaha fuk yes wen their was a fukn massiv noise n abt 20 cops came runnin in2 tha werehouse cos its my hideout now n sed hey were gunna arest u n i sed hey wait a sec y not hav sum tabs of heroen n we can hav a party playin ps3 n shit.
so all tha cops tk sum hereon n we playd ps3 n evry1 had liek 2000 ps3s to themself n tha cops got all these otha drugs n shit n boozx n we were shootn there guns n man it was fukn wkd
wen they all fell aslep cos they r pusies i stol there guns n i lokd em in a contaner n i pushd tha contaner on a forlift n i put them on a fukn ship hahahahaha fuk yes

now tha party cops r havin a salin party hahahaha mayb theyl do sum bunyhoppin hahahaha fuk yes

neway more games revews soon

fuk yes

luv grant

ps3 games reveiws

2006-09-14T12:01:00.000+01:00

hahaha thats riteim revewin games that im playin on my 400000 ps3s that no1 else can play yet so suk shit hahaha
neway this is tha 1st 1 its calld Serj n destroy n in it u n Serj from SOAD r best buds n u get 2 go around n kil heaps of ideots n also u drink a lot of beer n play fukn hardcore music n then u n serj get dresd up as ninjas n u go n kill fukn more ideots liek maroon 5 n othas
its fukn wkd n im tha world recod holda cos no1 else can play it yet hahahahahahahahaha

fuk yes

luv grant

ps3

2006-09-13T12:17:00.000+01:00

hi yeh tha cops stil havnt got me so im fukn runnin free
i fnd a big werehouse wen i wos hidin out n inside was 40000 new ps3s so iv bn fukn playion ps3 b4 any1 else its fukn wkd i wil tel u more soon

also i hav a myspace its myspace.com/grantedmunds

hahahaha

luv grant

cops n banks

2006-09-06T13:50:00.000+01:00

neway tha cops all most cort me n found my hide out but i fukn sneekd of at tha last minit n robed a bank so now im rich hahaha fuk yes.
at tha bank ther was this chik n she was goin all liek can i cum n hav sex wiv u n i sed sumthin cool liek fukn mayb l8r baby im kinda bizy rite now but u can see me on crimestopas n think about sukn me of hahaha she luvd it.
also i kiled my drug dealr cos he tryd to rip me of so if ne1 nos a gd drugs guy put a coment on hear

hahaha fukn fuk yes

luv grant on tha run

on tha run

2006-09-01T15:02:00.000+01:00

yeh neway fuk u cos i tht i had ades cos i had a wank ina girls toylets so my maet gary sed i shd taek shitlodes of speed n i did n it maed me fukn run fasta than ne fukn 1 ever in tha ntire wold n it maed me fukn tuff 2 n i had figt wiv 27 gang guys n i kikd ther fukn asess hahaha n then they dyed so now tha cops wana fukn get me n im on tha run.

wish me luk u cokheds hahaha

love grant

a leter n sum qwestons

2006-04-22T11:43:00.000+01:00

neway theirs 2 thins 1 is tha fukn tv compny i sen them a leter cos their wos no fukn reply 2 my 1st 1 this is it:

to: TV_company@yahoo.co.uk
subject: me on tv talkn abt masterbatin

hey i send u a fukn emale abt bein on tv but no1 has send me nethin bak. all my frends r gona espekt me 2 b on tv so can u male me n say wen its gona hapen

thx
grant

n tha otha thing is im startin a qweston n ansa thing so put yr qwestons in tha coments hears 1 2 get u startd

q hey grant y r u so fukn cool n wkd wen evry1 else is just a fukn lot of dikheds n cunts thx luv amy ps i am sexi we shd do it

ansa: hi amy wel that is jus tha way it is im sory but i wil bone u if u want hahaha
luv grant

so snd in ur qwestons n i wil ansa them

luv grant

tv

2006-04-01T17:12:00.000+01:00

neway it lks liek im gona b on tv.
i red dis ad n i sent them a mail so i shd b on tv prety soon so fukn suk on it italeon guy hahaha.
sirius tho i copid tha ad done hear. it dosnt say 4 shore but i rekn i wil b shoin chik how 2 wank proper. hahaha fukn wkd.
this is tha ad

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fukn wkd eh? soon il b wankin wiv chiks n havin heeps mor drugs 4 free at fukn fansy tv plaises hahaha

fuk yes

luv grant

fukn darknes

2006-01-19T13:49:00.000Z

yeh so neway im pised of wiv da darknes cos i cant fukn tell if there takin tha piss or not

wrk

2005-12-15T15:54:00.000Z

yeh neway mery fukn xmas n 2 all a good nite hahaha

i got a job wrkin on tha wkend its fukn wkd in a supamrkt. all i hav 2 do is push sum trolys round n pre10 im busy but im not reely. hahaaha! fukn wkd
n sumtiems hot chiks cum in n they all pesta me goin shit liek o grant can we hav suk on ur cok n i hav 2 say no im wrkn cant u c but mayb l8r u can suk it n we can do sum drugs if my mums lets me go out.
its a big hassel wen ur so famus hahaha

neway i hav 2 go n get fukn drunk jest 4 fun. hahaha

luv grant

tag stuf

2005-11-09T11:38:00.000Z

neway sumthin calld taggn is sposed 2 b tha best fun in tha fukn world or sumthin so hear it is 4 u its a old favrite

10 bands i like 2 wank 2

1. system of a down
(tha best)
2. radiohead
3. xtina
4. zep
5. afi
6. bonny prince billy
7. insaen clown posse
8. wilco
9. metallica
10. hednrix

i wil botha sum peopl but if u wana tel ur own wankin songs u can

luv grant

is it possibal?

2005-11-02T13:28:00.000Z

neway i was havin a shit n i thot can i hav a wank at tha same time n i coodnt realy do it but i was wunderin if ne1 new if its possibal 2 hav a shit n a wank at tha same time?

luv grant

sum guy tim minchin or sumthin

2005-10-26T12:22:00.000+01:00

neway neal that big bruv dik made me go 2 tha th8r iwv him n we wen n saw sum guys doin crapy stuf n then this guy tim minchen or sumthin. im prety shore hes gay cos he lks wierd ne he has funy hair n he all ways sings songs abt arsholes n bums but fuk me hes a prety funy gay fukr. tha only otha bit that anoyed me woz tha ryme struktya

hahaha
luv grant

bunyhoppin

2005-10-07T14:40:00.000+01:00

yeh so neway iv bn in hospidal 4 a littel bit but im bak now so fuk yes.
I wen 2 this party n liek i sed their wos heeps of chiks n they wer gettin drunk n stuf. neway this ugle chik whos party it wos had cancer so my frend Lee gave her a simpathy finga n she wos all hapy bout that so wen Lee sed hey we shd do sum bunyhoppin she wos all liek ok.
so all tha chiks got in a line n nelt on tha flor wiv there hands up liek rbit ears n us guys tk off our jeens n tk turns hoppin from 1 2 tha nex n stoppin at eech 1 n hangin yr cok down so the chik cld giv it a bit of a wank b4 u hop to tha nex chik. sum r mingas n sum r hot so u get a bit of evryting. neway i had my turn n it wos ok but at tha 2nd chik i hung my balls down insted of my cok n this chik jus grabed em n startd yankin n i wos screemin no that fukn hurts n neway wen she stopd my balls wer all broosd n i hd 2 call my mums 2 take me 2 that hospidal n hot fukn nurses put creem on my balls but that sukd 2 cos it fukn killd wen i got a bone
neway im bak now

party

2005-09-20T13:56:00.000+01:00

goin 2 a party on tha wkend n heeps of chiks r gonna b their. it shd be wkd espeshly if their is sum bunyhoppin wen they r drunk

hahaha

condoms

2005-09-08T14:37:00.000+01:00

neway i stol sum condoms from tha shops n tk m bak home.
wankd wiv m on 4 a chang n it woz ok but it fukn herts yr hand wen u wank wiv a studed 1

bak

2005-08-22T10:15:00.000+01:00

yeh so neway i hvnt bn hear 4 a wile bcoz all this shit wen down.
mums stopd me from usin tha compter afta all thes nuns came to our hous n tol me i woz a fukn evil wizad or sumthin 4 talkn bout pregnat nuns n mums sed no compter 4 a wile n i sed ok then im takn fukn drugs n ridin a harly n goin 2 biker bars n havn fites n shit ne she sez ok then if u hav 2 so i did.
neway im bak now so stop cryin~!!!!!
hahaha
fuk yes

thanx

2005-08-02T13:17:00.000+01:00

just wantd 2 say thanx 2 all tha nuns who sent me pix. sum of u r not mingas. i wil choose 1 luky nun soon 2 get boned so don wory. i hav put sum of tha emails i got unda here.

from sista constance in america

"hi grant u r the fukn wkdst n coolst fukn guy on tha web. u shd pik me 2 bone coz im a hot nun n im akin 4 sum ackshun. pik me grant n i wil make u hapy"

she souns very nice. this 1 was from sister ron dunno where

>Hello, Grant. I see you're keen to get together with a "sexxy" nun. Well, I'm a >very attractive nun and I believe I could teach a young man like yourself a thing >or two about the joys of carnality. I understand that you like to sit on park >benches, and you also enjoy wanking. I'm very keen on both of these pursuits also. >Perhaps we could go to a local park together and sit on a bench and wank each >other? It'd certainly make a pleasant change. Just let me know the name of your >local park and I'll be sure to turn up there at, say 11pm. Remember, I am a sexy >nun, but because I'll have to sneak out of the convent I may have to wear a >disguise, like a false moustache and beard. Don't be alarmed. I look forward to >your response. Lots of love, Sister Ron."

suk on that italean guy. in yor face! hahahaha

n 1 more. didn say who she was but probly hot

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so thats tha news bout nuns

sory...

2005-08-01T13:37:00.000+01:00

jus wantd 2 say sory 2 ne sexxy nuns who probly wantd 2 get in tuch wiv me. if ur a sexy nun or r thinkin bout bcomin a sexy nun u can send a pic but not if u r a ugly nun. if u dont no jus look in tha miror or get sum1 to tell u
also no pregnat chiks sory n espesh no preg nuns

park

2005-07-25T15:37:00.000+01:00

neway mums hasn gon newair 4 a wile so i had 2 sneek out 2 tha park n hav sum drugs n c if i cd score sum chiks but nun turnd up so i wen home

ps i am sirius wen i say ne hot chiks can get in tuch wiv me n u can send a pic 2 my email but pls no nuns ok

more wankin

2005-07-21T09:38:00.000+01:00

wankd 2 old daved lee roth cd of mums 2day n i hav 2 tell u that guy is a fukface

moveis

2005-07-11T13:10:00.000+01:00

yeh so i wen 2 c neal the movie guy 4 big bruvva stuf n he sed do u hav ne good idea 4 a movei bout jim morisons n i sed whos that is he the guy who bort safeways ne he sed thats a fukn grate idea so i gess im makin moveis now

mums bak

2005-07-05T09:49:00.000+01:00

neway mums cam bak n shes all taklin bout poems n shit n i sed i took heeps of drugs n she gos sure u did so i wen n got sum more hereon n ran aroun liek in tranespoting

Pills experiment

2005-07-04T14:21:00.000+01:00

Well, as promised I took around 30 of the prescription pills this weekend. And to tell you the truth, I didn't notice them having any effect whatsoever.
Next time I'll try taking probably twice as much, and see what eventuates. I will try and post here while under their effect - if there is any.

fuckin wkd

2005-07-01T11:50:00.000+01:00

hay hay its fuckin wkd cos mums n her stupid freind leeanne r goin away 2 sum poetry ting 4 tha wkend n i am goin 2 get fukn wastd n mayb take 20 or 30 of tha pills mums got me n c wot hapens. fuckn yes

otha news i fouind a site of a fukn cool guy its this chek it out yall

more drugs

2005-06-28T11:00:00.000+01:00

neway i took 4 tabs of heroen yes2day n then stole bottel of suthern comfert n sat in a park. old man wantd me 2 wank him but the heroen made me strong so i ran bak home

dogs

2005-06-27T13:00:00.000+01:00

WT fuck is it wiv dogs n wen they lik there balls they look at u like there embarased

hot

2005-06-20T10:47:00.000+01:00

it wos hot this wkend so mums tk me 2 tha park n we 8 icecreem n shit n lkd at fat fucks.

More crap

2005-06-15T14:04:00.000+01:00

neway i have to put more crap on hear. mums m8 leeanne has a stupid blog and mums wont get me any fuckin cds if i dont link it so hear it is leeanne's crap site

nuthin else but balls have stopd itchin

sumthin

2005-06-14T10:41:00.000+01:00

neway that neal gay has aksed me 2 link 2 him so hear it is: neal
he likes 2 talk shit

otha news took 5 pils an felt sick

update

2005-06-13T10:49:00.000+01:00

wankd to new foo Figters cd but put borin acustik 1 on an balls stil itchin so it sukd

news

2005-06-10T13:50:00.000+01:00

hi shaved my balls ysterday now are itchin like fuck

otha news i took 2 pills wile mums woz out but they did nuthin

tv

2005-06-08T17:06:00.000+01:00

yeh so thear iz this Big Bruvv scheme or sumthin what Mums makes me do n I hav to hangout wiv dis guy call Niel. He works in TV or sum shit. He aksed me tocome up with some ideaz for showz and mabee he wd try to get em inproduction.
Chek it: 1. 99 Problems – quiz show hosted by Jay-Z and Nena Kerner
2. Pimp my blimp – old worn out blimps r given the holywood/hiphop biz by Xzibit
3. she’s a celeb, get me into her – guyz compete bone Jordan,but if they loose they have to finger Ann Widicombe or sum otha fatbitch

drugs

2005-06-08T10:31:00.000+01:00

Neway not much goin on but my mums wants me to take sum kinda pills for consentrating or sumthin.
i said mum u kno i dont do drugs but she goes well why do u all ways tell ur m8s u r doin drugs is it becoz u r lyin and i go no, i don't lie
so she says take these drugs then if u r so good at takin drugs and i go ok i can take shitloads and she goes u can just hav 1 rite now

neway i took em and they did nuthin

Some music I like 2 have a wank 2

2005-06-07T13:49:00.000+01:00

1. Systm of a down
2. afi
3. xtina
4. zep

u?

Hi

2005-06-07T12:08:00.000+01:00

hi foks this my blog. my name is Grant edmunds and if any hot chiks wanna get in tuch just mail me or put a coment